| 1. | Category: Rabbit jokes  |
| Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: Ill tell you when youre older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please,... more
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| 2. | Category: Cowboy jokes |
| Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno... more
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| 4. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Bank manager: Im sorry, sir, you cant open an account with this sort of money. Theyre wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I o... more
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| 5. | Category: Hair and bald jokes |
| Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didnt c... more
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| 6. | Category: Hair and bald jokes |
| Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.... more
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| 7. | Category: Hair and bald jokes |
| Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir.Customer: Im not surprised - hurry up, will you?... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| BARTENDER: I think youve had enough, sir.DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wif... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, Im afraid he... more
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| 10. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!... more
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| 11. | Category: School jokes |
| Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !... more
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| 12. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes. "What... more
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| 13. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
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| 14. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor. Thephysician prescribes suppositories, but when i... more
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| 15. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have... more
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| 16. | Category: Business jokes |
| Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm... more
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| 17. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm... more
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| 18. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are y... more
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| 19. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Before we got married, I caught her in my arms.Now I catch her in my pockets.... more
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| 20. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Beginning Magicby Beatrix Star... more
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| 21. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carr... more
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| 22. | Category: Children jokes |
| Bens dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. What are the holes for ? Ben aske... more
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| 23. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out,"Gee, youre dumb, Mom. Y... more
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| 24. | Category: Letter jokes |
| Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. "Im not... more
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| 25. | Category: College jokes |
| Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversat... more
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| 26. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pas.... more
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| 27. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny... more
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| 28. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today."Ill do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.... more
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| 29. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," Bill s... more
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| 30. | Category: Clinton jokes |
| Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton... more
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