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Viewing man: Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no lu... joke: | | Category: | Men jokes | | Date Added: | 30/07/2008 | | Views: | 108 | | | | Joke: | man: Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.
doctor: My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.
doctor: Did my advice not work?
man: It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women.
doctor: So, what's your problem?
man: I don't have a problem.The man replied.My wife does.
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