| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What criminal doesnt take baths?A dirty crook.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes |
| How do you know that theres a monster in your bath? You cant get the shower curtain closed.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What dog loves to take bubble baths ?A shampoodle !... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time Id drunk the bath t... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doct... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.... more
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