| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.... more
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| The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while yo... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time Id drunk the bath t... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken i... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Why did the robber take a bath?So he could make a clean getaway.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this on... more
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