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| Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more
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| A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. Can you give me a room and bath? he asked the clerk.I can give y... more
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| Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What criminal doesnt take baths?A dirty crook.... more
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| Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this on... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| How do you know that theres a monster in your bath? You cant get the shower curtain closed.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.... more
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| Dr Frankenstein: Ive just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring aro... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Where does a vampire take a bath?In the bat-room (bathroom).... more
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| What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !... more
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