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| There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happe... more
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| How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impa... more
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| A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tactics of Canada geese. They were particular... more
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| An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and bedridden. He had not been outdoors for a few weeks and had a sharp craving... more
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| Q: whats a biologists definition of a graphA: an animal with a long neck... more
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| A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. Hes camped alone with his dog and cat as his... more
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| A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recr... more
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| "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"... more
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| How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but it takes eight million years.... more
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| A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?""Well honey..." said the slightly prudis... more
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