Funniest jokes on earth!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:


Viewing Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?A... joke:

Category:Blonde jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:25
 
Joke:Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit

More Blonde Jokes:

1.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?A: "Whyd his mom choose t... more

2.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy ne... more

3.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q: Where do you look for blondes obituaries?A: Under "Home Improvements."... more

4.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident?A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.... more

5.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up se... more

6.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "Whats an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller L... more

7.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?A. "Its okay Daddy, Im not hurt."... more

8.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Rican... more

9.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned.Her husband came home and found her dead in the bath... more

10.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners