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Viewing A couple was having a discussion about what to see... joke: | | Category: | Money jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it werent for my money, we wouldnt be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it werent for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldnt on a honeymoon, nor wouldthere be any "we" in the first place." | | | |
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