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| How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more
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| Whats grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesnt get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !... more
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| Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really... more
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| What do elephants sing at christmas ?Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more
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| Whats the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?On television !... more
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| Whats yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?An elephant disguised as a banana !... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more
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| My elephants got no trunk ?How does it smell ?Terrible !... more
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| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !... more
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