| 1. | Category: Firefighter jokes  |
| All of the firefighters at my station are quick. Theyre even "fast" asleep!... more
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| 2. | Category: Firefighter jokes  |
| Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You dont get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.... more
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| 3. | Category: Firefighter jokes  |
| Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.... more
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| 4. | Category: Firefighter jokes  |
| A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warningthat if they had... more
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| 5. | Category: Firefighter jokes  |
| Q. What does CHAOS stand for?A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.... more
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| 6. | Category: Firefighter jokes  |
| How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.... more
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| 7. | Category: Firefighter jokes  |
| One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beachand began CPR.... more
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| 8. | Category: Firefighter jokes  |
| The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning."Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!""... more
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| 9. | Category: Firefighter jokes  |
| Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.... more
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| 10. | Category: Firefighter jokes  |
| Why do firemen wear red suspenders?To keep their pants up.... more
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