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| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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