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| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned.... more
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