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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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