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| Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
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| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
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| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more
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| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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