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| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that th... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
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