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| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more
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