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| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of develo... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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