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| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more
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| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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