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| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell the... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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