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| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!... more
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| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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