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| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more
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