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| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more
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| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl... more
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| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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