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| Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?Yes, but she doest realise it, she thinks were actually listening !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You arent paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher Im having trouble listening... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: O... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Why did the teacher put the lights on?Because the class was so dim!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and l... more
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