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| Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| What are you going to be when you get out of school?An old man!... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You copies from Freds exam paper didnt you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Freds paper says "I dont know" and... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?Pupil: I dont know, my TV doesnt pick it up... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother repl... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: T... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?Pupil: Eighty... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I... more
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